Dreams

"How tragic it is to have human beings live their wildest dreams in their sleep. Let's start living these in the daylight." -Noel Musicha

Men and their hearts

Many people think men are less romantic than women. Yet men fall in love faster (because they are so visual); men tend to be more dependent on their girlfriends or wives for intimacy; men are over two times more likely to kill themselves when a relationship ends; and men show just as much activity in brain regions associated with romantic passion. — Helen Fisher, Ph.D., anthropology professor at Rutgers University

I really really have to agree with Helen on this one.

Momma's Boy

My friend Mel Batie introduced me to this hilarious song in 2008. I was just remembering how hilarious it was tonight.

Milledgeville, GA

I am here. Right now.


And it's a little weird. But I have decided that I love it. Especially my new friend Abby.

Metric

Old song, but I love it more than I can put into words.

Flight to Hawaii

I was disgusted on my flight to Hawaii by the fact that my airplane tray was folded inside of my arm rest. It seemed like a pretty dirty place to store a table that people eat off of.

I said to Hailey "I need like a sanitary napkin to wipe that off with."

She informed me that a sanitary napkin is a pad for women on their period. I proceeded to go into the airplane bathroom and found a complementary new sanitary pad. The following photos will demonstrate how to clean a dirty plane table.

You see, here is my dirty table.


And here is the sanitary napkin I found

I will now show you the steps to cleaning this table. Step 1: open the box

Step 2, remove the backing from the napkin

Step 3, stick it to your hand.


Step 4, wipe your table clean


Be forewarned. If you opt to photo document this experience, the person behind you on the plane may offer to take a cute picture of you and your friend mistakenly not understanding the documentation process that is occuring on the plane. If they offer, you should graciously accept their offer and hide the sanitary napkin from their site while interacting with that person.

I hope you found this lesson informative and helpful. Remember, cleanliness is next to Godliness so don't hesitate to use sanitary napkins in other situations as well.

Obamush

I have noticed that Americans follow similar cycle. We become unsatistifed with our current government leadership. We demonize the current president. We blame the opposite political party for all our woes. Then, we build up so much hope in the future nominees. They MUST be capable of doing a better job than this horrible president we currently have. They are elected and the majority of America celebrates (after all, the majority of America voted that person into place, they won by a MAJORITY). Then we wait for our new political savior to clean up all the messes of the president who just left office. At first, their failure to do so can be blamed on the previous president. But after a while, the same political problems remain and we can no longer hold the previous president accountable. We turn on our new golden-boy. We blame him that he couldn't fix these struggles in our nation. We look for a new golden-boy. And never, under any circumstances, are WE accountable for changing our nation. We chose the president, he fixes the problems, and it absolutely is not our fault if the problems remain.

To quote an already overquoted statement "be the change you wish to see in the world." -Ghandi