Stalker

It's my full time job to stalk across the internet and figure out who the most influential people are in all major American cities over students. After a while, you start to notice some trends.

Like these prosperity gospel churches; the ones where you can go to the front and get healed if you have enough faith. The places where you're promised to get rich if you pray hard enough. Anyways, I've been noticing one healing that has not been occurring... healing from bad hair.

Meet Casey Treat of Seattle and his hair plugs:


Here's John Gee of Las Vegas and his toupee:


One of the MVPs in the prosperity gospel Hall of Fame, Benny Hinn of Irving Texas and his swoop:


And the new all-star of the prosperity gospel, Joel Osteen of Houston with his deliciously gelled hair: